Military Definition T-Shirt – Funny Gag Gift for Veterans & Service Members | Patriotic Army Tee

Because serving in the military is more than a job—it’s a badass way of life. This funny gag gift t-shirt proudly defines military personnel as "those badass fuckers that defend the people of the United States of fucking America." If you’re searching for funny gifts for men, gag gift ideas, or a bold birthday gift for a veteran or active-duty warrior, this shirt says it all.

✔ Great for funny birthday gifts, funny xmas gifts, and prank gifts for military personnel
✔ Premium soft cotton blend for superior comfort during training or downtime
✔ Ideal for funny office gifts, retirement gifts, and funny boss gifts for veterans and service members
✔ A top pick for funny dad gifts, funny 50th birthday gifts, and unique funny gifts for patriotic heroes

The best gag gift for military veterans, active-duty heroes, and patriotic badasses who deserve a little humor with their sacrifice. Wear it with pride—or gift it to someone who earned it!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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