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Soft, Smooth & Fucking Tasty T-Shirt - Funny & Bold Statement Tee

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When you're feeling soft, smooth, and fucking tasty, why not let the world know? This funny and bold t-shirt is perfect for those who love to make a statement with their style. Whether you're rocking it at a party, chilling at home, or just making people laugh, this hilarious graphic tee delivers.

🔥 Why You'll Love It:

  • High-Quality Fabric – Soft, breathable, and comfortable for everyday wear
  • Funny & Sarcastic Design – Guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs
  • Perfect for Any Occasion – A great gag gift for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, and more
  • Available in Multiple Colors & Sizes – Find the perfect fit for your personality

Get ready to embrace your smooth and tasty vibes in style!



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 36
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 91
Width (cm) 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 79
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